SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. We can keep going. Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. MONSIEUR HOOD: Be still, mon cherie, for I am you savior! Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres. You think --who, whoa, wait a sec. Dragon roars, causing most of the guards to away in fear. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. Her sad look turns to bitterness. Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. Farquaad doesn't listen to the mirror at all, too busy formulating a plan. Where did you learn that? He bends down over Fiona and she puckers her lips. They head off. Wake up and smell the pheromones. Oh! Tags. Shrek looks up and spots that the chain is jammed above him. Fiona initially looks happily surprised to see him, but quickly becomes upset. Get him! OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. Shrek and Fiona kiss and the kiss fades into their wedding kiss. Shrek catches up with Donkey and Fiona, who are waiting near the exit. (Picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) It's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him). FIONA: Hey! Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. SHREK: What? Oh, it s you. DONKEY: Let me get this straight. An ogress emerges from the cloud of flour, approaching Donkey. Shrek The Musical Script. Blue flower, red thorns Donkey marches off, still chanting, until he is out of earshot. The chain swings back and he is left dangling above her. I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good. Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. She leans over to kiss Farquaad but Shrek pulls her away by the hand. ", SHREK: What did I say about singing? Esa tarde Burro le sugiere a Shrek que si en verdad ama a la princesa le declare su amor, pero Shrek lo duda mucho porque siempre ha sido juzgado por su apariencia. The audience goes wild. FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. DONKEY: What are you talking about? Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. This way! We've got a big day ahead of us. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Where are the others?! I didn't invite them. SHREK: Okay, you two, head for the exit! SHREK Got ya. Animacin 2001 1 h 30 min. They are chased by Dragon through a large hall, her chain looping itself around multiple stone pillars as Shrek zigzags around them. Shrek's voice echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent. Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. (sniffs) It's brimstone. Shrek is a hilarious film that uses parody comedy to appeal to all viewers. Try the veal! (Whispering) This is the part where you run away. You know, I'd better go inside. DONKEY: It is, around your half. Fiona quickly rips the arrow out of Shrek's butt with one great pull. Go find you own! Fiona stares at her wedding cake, pushing down a figure of Farquaad to show his actual height. Does that sound good to you? DONKEY: Uh-uh, no way. FIONA: I tell him, I tell him not. DONKEY: Man, I like you. I'm a terrifying ogre! Shrek 1,Like si te gusta la galletita de jengibre y pin pon:D. click to expand. 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. Farquaad gestures to the man with the prompter card holds up a card that says 'Laugh'. SHREK: All right, get out of here. Spanish Lesson Plan. Shrek angrily fights back and knocks out a few of the guards, but they are able to subdue him through sheer numbers. Donkey begins to head in a random direction into the forest. THE CAPTAIN: Right. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. What does SHREK mean? Shrek and Fiona are both startled out of their moment. Shrek: Ogres are like onions. Dragon lifts Donkey up with her hand. I give you our champion! EL Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 fairy tale picture book of the same name by William SteigDirected by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their. What happened to you? Shrek script. Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up. DONKEY: I was hoping this would be a happy ending. Behind her Donkey tumbles his way down the hill. Shrek dodges the fire and runs away, leaping over several rows of chains. I thought we was lookin' for the princess. A single light shines in the window of the tallest tower. No! I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. You're amazing. It is a sequel to the previous film . Shrek uses a folding chair to smack the knight lying on the ground. DONKEY: See! Of course! {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. Sleeping beneath a bright moon. SHREK: No! I was just kidding. Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? GINGERBREAD MAN: Well, she's married to the muffin man. FIONA: And what do you know about true love?! They are both startled by Donkey's interruption. Come on! SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. The mention of this Lord Farquaad prompts Fiona to turn around in surprise. SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Chirpy music quietly plays from a set of loudspeakers. (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) MIRROR: Well, technically you're not a king. It's just a donkey. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life. (Suggestively raises his eyebrows). I'm a donkey. The dragon leans forward and gazes at Donkey, revealing its long eyelashes and lipsticked mouth. See that's your half, and this is my half. Don't let them do this! Your flying days are over. DONKEY: You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? This shall be the norm until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form.". I did half the work. Fiona looks at him blankly, confused but not frightened. Time out, Shrek! MIRROR: But don't let that cool you off. You're letting her get away! He's really quite a chatterbox. MIRROR: What I mean is you're not a king yet. Donkey looks confused, the joke is once again lost on him. Donkey looks at Shrek with a new eye. Shrek and Donkey exchange looks. Fiona smiles, but it quickly fades as she looks off at Duloc in the distance. I'll whip their butt too. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare -- you name it. Shrek, que est fuera de la cabaa, se decide a declararle a Fiona su amor, pero cuando se acerca a la puerta escucha su conversacin y oye a Fiona comentando que nadie podra amar a una bestia tan repugnante y fea. FIONA: Stop it. Farquaad is atop a high up balcony, flanked by two guards, addressing the crowd. FIONA: I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. DONKEY: You think Shrek is your true love! MONSIEUR HOOD: But I'm not greedy. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? SHREK: You know, I think I preferred your humming. This is good. 2001. 7.9 (676,275) 84. You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. The church is packed with citizens. She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles to keep up with her. See ya later. Bring in the cookie! SHREK: Donkey, two things, okay? Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?". The sun is just about to set. Shrek and Fiona cross the bridge connecting the tallest tower to the rest of the castle. (stomps off). Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. FIONA: Please. FIONA: Well, yesbut I don't understand. They begin to sing along with Monsieur Hood. DONKEY: Oh! Shrek turns around and sees that the Seven Dwarves have put Snow White, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table. Fiona sheepishly smiles at Shrek. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. I love it! I'm terrified. You're, uhuhehdifferent. Fiona hits a high, horrible note that causes the bird to explode. Donkey looks suspiciously over at the large pile of firewood already piled up. SHREK: Ah, right on time. An image of Cinderella doing housework flips to a portrait of Cinderella in her ball gown putting on the glass slipper. He goes outside to investigate, and sees Donkey assembling a line of branches and small rocks. FIONA: It only happens when sun goes down. Donkey turns his head back to raise his eyebrow, and then looks away again. SHREK: I'm sorry. You know you are quite a decorator. Not there! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? [Puss in Boots, in angry Spanish] [ Butterfly Boocher: Changes] [ Butterfly Boocher . I'm an ogre! FARQUAAD: Uh, Thelonius. Donkey, frantic, begins to scamper around hysterically. Suddenly the chandelier jerks Dragon back, the sword having lodged itself into a stone column and getting the chain stuck. Her expression changes from confusion to horror as Monsieur Hood sings the last line: MONSIEUR HOOD: I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart, keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start Fiona swings down from the tree limb and kicks Monsieur Hood in the head, knocking him unconscious. But she had an enchantment upon her. Various fight scenes happen. She looks down and spots the sunflower left by the door. She throws a twig at him as they both laugh, letting go of their balloons. Shrek's voice should be recorded and played saying the lines below.) shrek German. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! SHREK: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? You wanna do this right, don't you? FIONA: No! You're not that ugly. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. And Shrekwellyou got a lot in common. I like that. October 2019. Geppetto takes the money and walks off. Shrek turns to leave and Fiona quickly sits upright. DONKEY: I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. The 100 Funniest "Shrek" Jokes In The History Of Humanity *Hallelujah starts playing* "Ah yes, . Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short Farquaad snaps his finger and is lifted off his horse by his guards. Who knows where this "Farquaad" guy is? SHREK: Does anyone else know where to find him? SHREK: There it is, princess. Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. Bye-bye. DONKEY: (sniffs) Ohh! She sees the rising sun, and as the sun crests the sky, she turns back into a human. Login . Shrek es un ogro verde y solitario que tiene su hogar en un pantano. She wanders off into the woods, marveling at the nature, and begins to sing. SHREK: You're crazy. Audition Central: Shrek The Musical JR. Donkey, with the flower dropped at his feet, gives them a suggestive look. (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks). Fiona opens the door and watches him walk away. Princess, where are you? FARQUAAD: Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding Shrek initially seems taken aback by Lord Farquaad's harsh comment, but he quickly brushes it off and turns his attention towards Fiona. As Shrek begins to fight Donkey hops up onto one of the larger. Shrek and Fiona walk down the aisle to their awaiting carriage, which is made of a giant onion. They reach the top of the climb and hoist themselves up and over the ridge. SHREK: Good question. (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. I respect that, Shrek. FIONA: I need to find somewhere to camp-now! Shrek walks in another direction. Shrek: No. Back in the clearing, Shrek is laying on the ground facedown, while Fiona stands over him, using both hands to try to remove the arrow. A hideous creature! She thinks I'm a steed. Shrek's ugly 24/7. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet. Then I saw her face Ha-ha Now I'm a believer Listen! DONKEY: You know what else everybody likes? Narrator 1: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. and set down in front of her. I am Lord Farquaad. I said I like it FIONA: Good morning. SHREK: Hey I told you, didn't I? He can talk! An image of the Seven Dwarves flashes on the screen. He continues walking through the parking lot. SIDE 1. No! Donkey: They stink? FIONA: But wait, Sir Knight! Well was it something you ate? Donkey Xote (known in some regions as Donkey X or Aeslet) is a 2007 3D computer-animated children's film produced by Lumiq Studios. You're not coming home with me. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. Back, beast! Check out our the muffin man shrek selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our shops.. bh. Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. Captain, assemble your finest men. Blue flower, red thorns. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. But, Shrek? This film is about as funny as they come. FIONA: But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look. SHREK: Oh, yeah! FIONA: Sunset?! Back! The story follows an ogre, Shrek, who is on a quest to get his swamp back from an evil lord and gives a funny take on the friends he makes along the way. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. But I found this clip of Shrek 2 on YouTube, the torture scene where the prince is dipping I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid MERRYMEN: What he's basically saying is he likes to get MONSIEUR HOOD: Paid! can work for your whole life. Shrek subtitles Spanish. Farquaad looks at her approvingly and the Captain claps. SHREK: Well, yeah. DONKEY: No. Awful stuff. (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? The group quickly climbs up to safety. Shrek pauses to look around and heads for a set of wooden doors. SHREK: Oh you can't tell me you're afraid of heights. DONKEY: (as he's done singing and we fade to black) Oh, that's funny. MEN No! Onions have layers. DONKEY: You know, I do too. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. He stands up with a huff. SHREK: Yeah, well, maybe you're right, princess. Take love's true form. (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Shrek and Fiona are now joined in matrimony in Shrek's swamp. Shrek acepta el trato y parte con Burro a la bsqueda de la princesa. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. Shrek and Donkey step out onto the arena but don't seem to be noticed. GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! DONKEY: I'm gonna die. Shrek stops laughing. Shrek crawling up to the top of a tree to make a bridge over a creek. Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. Not by some ogre and hihihis pet. Fiona is still awake, plucking at petals from the sunflower. Now--. My swamp! THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Is that about right? 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